You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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