Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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