yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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