We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize