dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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