Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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