i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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