Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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