Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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