This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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