There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
