haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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