It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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