Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Randomize
