That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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