this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I believe in your delicious
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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