Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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