im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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