3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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