Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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