i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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