Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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