its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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