Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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