it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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