I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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