In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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