ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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