That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
i need some magic done to my vagina
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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