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I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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