We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
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