Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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