It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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