please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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