Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i don't like sucking hair
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Is Oprah even human
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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