Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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