wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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