help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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