I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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