have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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