just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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