you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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