He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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