if you like me you must not know who I am
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I love having hate sex.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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