I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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