Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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