She announced her abortion via fbk
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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