I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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