Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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