kristin has been a bad kristin
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Damn victory sex feels great
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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