You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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