oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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