Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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