Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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