You're so nebulous sometimes
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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